I agree, James, I might have been around the block a few times, but never once have i met a girl that "takes it up the arse as often as possible"

My boats an it,
Its called the carrot because it's a orange polypropylene piece of shit which I drag up roads without trailers
Anyway back on topix

You're going out with the wrong girls.

Mine's an "it" because it rusts and as of yet, its never spoken to me or asked me out or anything, and I deffo don't want to have sex with it. However, if it was an AZAM...

I'm going to say, It doesn't really appeal to me. I mean, That's where poo comes from. If I'm sticking it in there when there is a perfectly good vagina on the cards, I might as well be gay.

Well, the yellow one kind of speaks to me. Every time I see that thing standing there with those narrow eyes, it kind of begs me to take it for a ride. A long hot one, like the one in Cote D'azur this summer. And it always let's me hear it, if something is not right. But as long as I take good care of it, it gives me so much pleasure. And though I haven't had sex with it, I have had sex in it. Soooo, maybe it is a girl after all?!

But I also just call them "it", always has. The yellow one is just "The Yellow", and the black one just "The black one" and so on.

Absolutely. I'd never go for a back door entry,
But there are so many sleazy girls my age I know, which is why I said it , cis im not a chocolate star man
Anyway this is highly irrelevant

You also have a strange relationship with carrots.

My car sits quietly in the corner of the workshop, it doesn't nag me if I don't take it out, it doesn't need me to buy it expensive stuff, and it isn't high maintenance, so definitely not female.

My 3 are all bastards of indeterminate sex when they wont go or require constant fiddling.

Mine's an it with a name.

I tend to refer to it as 'the 2cv' or 'the van', but it's definitely called Albert.

I don't feel I'm particularly anthropomorphising it, it's still just a collection of parts, but there's more to it than a fridge or a cooker, it's got character. In my mind that earns it a name, if not a gender...