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Spa was so cold people were setting their gonads on fire...


I'm beginning to change my mind about going next year ... :)

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October 21st, 2010, 7:46 pm
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Spa was so cold people were setting their gonads on fire...


Is it wrong that every time you mention this occurrence I get a little bit intrigued? :?

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louise2cv wrote:
Russell wrote:
Spa was so cold people were setting their gonads on fire...


Is it wrong that every time you mention this occurrence I get a little bit intrigued? :?


It'd be wrong if you didn't in my book. :lol:

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It was one of the less strange things to happen. One of the F*CKING FROGS pulled his testicle out of his trouser fly, asked to borrow my lighter, said he's show us a trick, and set the hairs on it alight.

The disco chicken was weirder.

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October 21st, 2010, 7:54 pm
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the F*CKING FROGS


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testicle out of his trouser fly


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and set the hairs on it alight.


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The disco chicken was weirder.


:shock: So all in all your average weekend away then? :lol:

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Russell wrote:
It was one of the less strange things to happen. One of the F*CKING FROGS pulled his testicle out of his trouser fly, asked to borrow my lighter, said he's show us a trick, and set the hairs on it alight.


Could've been worse. At least it was his own plum, I s'pose.

With Neil about and on the sauce, there's usually plenty of choice.

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My brother's got a mate who had to have one of his gonads removed a few years back. To make him feel "whole" they put a fake plastic one in its place. His party trick now is to whip his scrote out at parties, stick it on a table or counter and then whack his placcie bollock really really hard with a spoon. Grown men faint at this spectacle!
Straight up!

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I don't understand where i've gained a this reputation from?!

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My brother's got a mate who had to have one of his gonads removed a few years back. To make him feel "whole" they put a fake plastic one in its place. His party trick now is to whip his scrote out at parties, stick it on a table or counter and then whack his placcie bollock really really hard with a spoon. Grown men faint at this spectacle!
Straight up!



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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louise2cv wrote:
Russell wrote:
the F*CKING FROGS



As opposed to us, who are now known as the F*CKING ROSBIFS...

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The disco chicken was weirder.


On that log in front of the sofa and gazebo is a real live pet chicken these space cadet/bad heads bought with them. No 2cvs, just a chicken. They made it a salad, and cuddled it which was nice.

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:shock: So all in all your average weekend away then? :lol:


I wish it was.

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