Do you know Paul there are times when I think it would be more honest of them to say "Sorry Sir - We can't be Arsed", which is what it must amount to. The desk Sergeant asked for my documents which I didn't have with me, so he came out to look at the damage, inspected my tyres and tax disc, then gave me a producer!

That was remarkably simple.

Spoke to a police woman who looked it up, and apparently a very drunken idiot phoned and ranted for a bit, before asking if I could be advised about my driving.

We had a good chuckle about it, left contact details for some strange reason, and was told not to worry about it.

well done you did the right thing