I'm not a football fan, but is that Ryan Giggs and am I now in contempt of court?

You are quite safe as long as you don't say he's been shagging a rather tasty Big-Bro bird and has taken out a sooooper injunction.

as im living in Scotland i think i can say "Ryan Giggs" allegedly ( diffrent judicial system) however if it bring s down the site im sorry

Any way her pop career isn',t up to much she's been doing gigs for months and none of us have heard of her....Ithakew

A message to Beyonce:

1. 'girls' don't run the world, you prat. Imagine the shit one of your male contemporaries would be in if he claimed boys had a right to dictate how the world is run based on nothing more that the fact they had a penis. Grow up for Christs sake you egotistic sexist moron.
2. How dare you appear on my tv at half past 6 in the evening giving me the finger (even if it is very slightly pixelated).
3. Your target audience in pre teen and teenage girls, so don't think you're clever or funny releasing a song who's main lyric is 'motherf@cking girls', you irresponsible money hungry little slag.
4. I hate your stupid dancing and your fat thighs. Get on a bike or a treadmill or put some bloody trousers on.
5. As an extension to point #4, whilst I'm wholly in favour of young women taking thier clothes off, there's a time and a place for it, and teatime television isn't that place. If you turned up at my house and did this in front of my nipper I'd give you a good slap.

send her up here Mr Higgs ill give those thighs a slap for you

ARSE, I just ripped my roof, . My car just locked me out, it's fault, I unlocked the door, got in, got out again, door swings shut and it's locked. Ah cock, but no biggy, opened bonnet and 'switched off' engine, 5 mins later the door's open. I go and put the welding rod back and return to the car, ah, the door's shut again, and I didn't actually unlock it, or take the keys out, duh! Take two, 30 secs and the door's open again, but just as I think I've won, the roof rips while I'm reattaching the side clip, split lengthwise about 10" long. A*** F*** C*** K*** W*** B****** M*****F*****.


Anyone got a roof for cheap? Preferably red, but then I'm unimaginative, open to suggestions for a more interesting combination.

I'm struggling to identify the word beginning with 'K'.

My car locks used to go strange like that a good dozing of
Wd-40 did it. They used to freeze in the winter too !!

Knob