no need to be touchy about anything !!!

yes i never figured long division out, i never got taucht that, im sure it will bight me in the arse one day but oh well

ok so the options of storys are,

1. the time i nearly got myself suspended from school
2. the different shananagens in my maths lessons
3. the different shanagens in my english lessons,
4. the time i was falsly accused of throwing a milkshake at some one (my ex who hated me)
5. music lesson shananagens,
6. general examples of shananagans (complation of all)
7. bunking, the real bunkers way to bunk and not get caught

please bear in mind that its hard to set the scene, i wasnt that much of a bad ass at school, and the times we had where hilarious, to which a sort of should of been there aroma arises..

a, please

Rightyo louis
now there are many crimes one can commit in school, this is far from the worse thing ive done, but we all got, "caught with our pants down" so to speak, but the saying not actually..

so we went about our usual cocking about in school, and decided to create a mini jack ass series, it started by a guy sitting on a chair, and putting another chair on top of him and jumping on the chair. pretty painful! we of course filmed it, (even had are stupid english teacher involved with it some how) and that was that, we set out making different "stunts"
so this led on to much more mis haps, such as being in the lunch hall. we at school had those folding round tables on wheels, they fold up and are then on wheels, we folded them most of the way down, and we would stand and / or sit on them
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1288860910749&subj=626340391
theres one of our videos, now thats not the best example, but im afraid one of the only 2 left, the others aer on my old sd card which is somewhere in my room. anyway that aside, we used to spin those tables around standing on them (in the video you see me spinning it round) and then ram them into doors, its a pretty shit video non the less, but we used to throw those tables around, then teachers would walk in and wed sit there casually, knowing that they knew, but not being caught in the act, innocent until proven guilty, however it often felt the other way, (in the milkshake story that was completly the case)
so we anyway contuined donig these things, off roofs and what not, and i thought, like a mupppet, oh lets put them on youtube, for a giggle, bit of harmless fun, so on youtube they went.
anyway to se the scene, it was interhouse rugby, and i was in the scrum, twice, and both times id messed my neck up, the second time being the end, i ended up in a&e, being scanned for a broken neck, however it was only sever wiplash, what a bitch that was, most painful thing, and that was on a thursday, so im obviously off school on the friday, and i get a call from one of my mates, hes in the school toilets, theyd all been pulled in to the dep heads office, and under intense questioing, hed asked to go to the pisser, and rung me, and told me to get them off youtube. why? because the school had decided to check youtube every single week for this sort of thing, and have it removed by youtube or either confront the creators, and the school had said that they where going to be taking copys of the video in the afternoon, so instantly they came off youtube (one was off school, but of someone claiming to be stoned and they werent) so i got them off youtube, and that..

too be continued after dinner, sorry boys and girls, be back in 20

so back to the story.
so after removing them off youtube, i went back to bed, running the situation through my head, time and time again, i thought to myself, this is pretty bad, i remeber on sunday night, thinking of an excuse not to go to school the next day, i trierd, but failed, so off to school it was. forgot to mention, on friday morning, the deputy head came looking for me all over school and thought id done a runner!
anyway so monday morning, how i knew as each minute passed was another minute id gotten away with it, i remeber staring at the clock in my form room, knowing any second, the door would swing open, and through it would come a middle aged deputy head to cart me to his office.
incidently his wife turned up, also a deputy head, so i was whisked to her office for interigation, the others had already been interegated at this point, and summoned to a school detention (an hour after school) so i knew the worst was to come, so after some fierce shouting, i then was interegated by her husband, he never shouts, hes very calm, and relaxed normally, but wow, he was mad too! it must of been the talk of there dinner table that night! so anyway he explained the videos and what had happend, and his suspsions (well i was in the frigging videos) was that i was involved. now this is where i was stupid, and ive learnt from this, and how to cover tracks and get awaay with this, id uploaded a media coursework video to youtube, with my name plasted al over it, so they instently knew it was my account, so yer, so they where asking me was it my account? you know, the general interegation, and i thought, well i could probably blag my way out with some gentle persuasion, but the evidence was there, so i gave in, admitted it, and waited for my fate.
i also thought that my friends had been dished the punishment, and it wasnt fair for me to get off scott free, so i gaver in!
so what did i get for all that miss hap? a school detention, and because they where annoying bastards, they gave me my hours detention on the last day of term i mean ffs how rude! so what did i have to do? some coursework (Wasnt complaining, i needed to do it, ) and then after that i had to go and litter pick, what a shit job, but non the less, i did it, served my time, and went.
now ive probably missed out details that would turn that boring story into an exciting one, so sorry if it was boring, my personal favourite out of the list is the time i was falsley accused of throwing a milkshake, and also the general bunking!!!


more??

James,

Did you found a cure for dyslexia?!

it seems that way, im pretty im pressed with my writing, its improved some what, ive no idea what the hells happend, maybe ive found the old man bit to the grumpyness to myself (im such a grumpy person in public, i hate crowded spaces and get grouchy and preach how i hate people and how they dress) and they say grumpy man stage is 35-55, im only 17
yes neil it seems anyway i have found a cure, maybe its the lack of going to tesco every 5 minutes during lessons at school to buy garbage food and eating it, amount of stuff, dohnuts etc i ate :S dont know how my ticker is still working,

anyway any one want another one ? im about to go out to the car to change the vent flap, so youd better of made your minds up !!

FIND NOT FOUND YOU INCOMPETANT BASTARD
thought i was the non good at spelling guru round here

In other news - Dago found a dog doing parkour!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXElh_VM0Uc

Incompetent.