I love my noisy guitars, now I live in a flat, it's very rare the amps gets used other than a good dust collectors

I've got a homemade Esquire with a Fender neck and a Seymour Duncan Tele humbucker. Screams like a pig! Also a Yamaha thing, which is great but just doesn't look quite shitty enough for my liking. I have been putting together another Tele-style guitar, but there are approximately 289 separate diy jobs that I have to get out of the way first, so it may be a while before it gets finished. I run the guitar through a Yamaha Magicstomp into a Peavey amp, to create an array of seriously annoying twangs, parps and industrial-strength noises. I'm one the worst guitarists in the world but I can play a version of Ace of Spades, most punk rock, and bastardised versions of most stuff, so it's good enough for me. These days I practice with 3 mates (who are all worse than me) in a big disused chicken shed near Droitwich, complete with a large box of beers which we ensure never gets anywhere near empty due to an extensive and rigorous restocking policy. What's not to like about this setup in life? Fuck politics, religion and other illusory bollocks, that's what I say!

That last post of mine says "duck politics..." etc. That's NOT what I wrote! What is this, DENMARK?! Mutter mumble, free world, moan drone, freedom of expression, blah-blah rant rave etc.

What's wrong with duck politics? Duckhouses cost a few MP's their jobs last year didn't they? And anyway, Seymour Duncan Tele humbucker sounds like a character from the dukes of hazzard.

Apologies, the swear filter got changed a couple of times and the last time by somebody who didn't know what they were doing (me, probably) so you can neither swear, or avoid swearing without looking a bit daft now.

it's our eye for professionalism and keeping on top of things that sets us apart.

Moderators have mentioned that some children read the posts, so swearing has to be moderated. That's a fair enough point

I don't like it myself.

Oow I didn't know that. Most kids I know could teach me a word or two, but I suppose there are those few that live in nice places so i'll be mindful of that in future. Damn that's gonna' make it hard, vocabulary counts for nothing when you hit your thumb with a hammer!

Duck! Pit! Bankers, the lot of em! I'm seriously kissed about all this!

My first and fav guitar is a yamaha Pacifica, then my 50th anniversary fender strat with a seymore Duncan hotrail, my crafter fx550 elecroacoustic and I own most of a cheap tele replica, I run them through a fender princeton112 through a Marshall 2x12" stack, sounds ace! I have a bass and a shitty ancient bass amp too somewhere, you may have heard me and my dad playing deliverance at a show round a small fire and downing booze... And no old nail seymore Duncan isn't a character from the dukes, I believe he changed his name from seymore butts....