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Sean
Firing on two.
Joined: April 22nd, 2009, 11:06 pm
Posts: 3684
Location: Ecosse
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 Re: COLOUR RESTORER twofifty AZU wrote:
T cut should do the job, or have a hunt through the kitchen cumboards for a bottle of Brasso.
 ( is that like an "adult" chopping board)
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| March 4th, 2011, 10:07 am |
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hardy
2CV Fan
Joined: October 31st, 2010, 1:59 pm
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Re: COLOUR RESTORER and James talking about hearses[b]I am about to convert my 2cv into a hearse. i am sure many of you have done this conversion before so any advice....appreciated.The idea is to start a new busines called " Funerals...the French Way". Its a sure money spinner so for the first time ever i am offering directorships to the first 6 applicants from this forum We will need about 6 2cv hearses. Each director must have a black suit top hat and walking cane and a suitable grave demeanor. To add ambience a slight whiff of garlic will be about right. and if any of you play the accordiaon thats even better. To take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer send $6000 to Shabeezshifty al Monsaur c/o Banco del Killarney, PO Box XXX$6000 Caiman Isles.Don't miss this wonderful chance to get rich.
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Squeezebox
Firing on two.
Joined: February 8th, 2009, 11:39 pm
Posts: 813
Location: East Sussex
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Re: COLOUR RESTORER Count me in !! I play medodeon....its an accordeon,,,,hence "squeezebox" http://www.mishmashmorris.org.ukI have a top hat, black suit and happy to offer a 2CV ! Also have a friend who used to be a vicar....now does cash jobs if needed ! PS - generally seen in Bowler Hat...Top hat for dignified occations ...but can do !
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Devils Advocate
Firing on two.
Joined: July 26th, 2009, 3:36 pm
Posts: 1019
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Re: COLOUR RESTORER Surely the troop of pallbearers should also be French? Female. Slender. Willowy. Dark, glistening, lustrous hair lightly caressing their cheeks in the gentle breeze. Very, very short skirts. Fishne...
(I need to lie down....)
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Squeezebox
Firing on two.
Joined: February 8th, 2009, 11:39 pm
Posts: 813
Location: East Sussex
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Re: COLOUR RESTORER Careful where you lie down....those empty boxes are stacked in the corner for a reason....they have matching lids....
(there is a pun about a "stiffy"......but I will refrain....)
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