So... A full weekend's work.
That nice Mr Russell "Shedspeed" Higgs headed up on Saturday morning, after getting a "very thorough (they kicked all four tyres)" MOT on his Marrakech taxi Merc.
First challenge - move van shell from my garage (tiny, dingy, crowded, no electrickery) across the road and up the hill a bit to a very kind neighbour's carport.
We damn near had to restrain Russ, who wanted to live in the carport.
Sounds easy, doesn't it? No. It's amazing how much heavier a van shell is than a 2cv car. Four of us were making reasonably heavy weather of carrying it.
So - on to work.
This is why we're here...
A good look over it all, and a clean up of the seams, and we were fairly quickly at...
The seam-sealer is definitely structural. Seriously. Digging that out with a knotted wire brush in the drill, and there was very little welding to actually separate.
So, before too long, we got to...
No, that's a lie. Before too long, we got 90% of the way there. The seam at the back of the sill was a _nightmare_. Trying to unpick that, whilst leaving the reinforcer on top... Horrible, horrible.
Still. Once it's got to that stage, it's only a small step to...
PUTTING NEW METAL IN!
The psychological effect of that on our morales was amazing. After that bloody sill, just test-fitting nice shiny new tin really does make an immense difference to the mood.
I'd tried to hire a spot-welder. HSS (large hire chain) were about the only people who stock them - but the price wasn't horrible. Great. Book that. Half an hour later, having a little read of the data sheet off their website... Hold on a mo. 240v 32A supply needed? Umm... Phone back. Yep, it is indeed a big supply. Bum. Generator? Yes, we can hire one of those. But the smallest with a 32A socket is a 10kVA. Over three times the price of the spot welder, and nearly 400kg...
Umm, p'raps not.
So - a little thinking, and we came up with these...
A spot-weld attachment for an Arc welder. Worth a crack.
Testing, on the old Cassis bodgepanel, showed it was actually very effective (once we'd figured out how to use it). Unfortunately, the reality of Citroen tin soon surfaced - it just wasn't possible to do anything but blow holes through the Kit-Kat wrapper. Hiho. MIG it is.
Whatever you use to do the welding, though, you've got to make sure the panels don't move - and these little tinkers were superb in doing that job.
Clamp the two panels together with moles - great, but a bit "in the way" - drill a 3mm hole, and slap one of the fasteners in with the pair of pliers supplied. Release the pliers, and those panels are staying together. Quick squeeze once the welding's done, and they're out.
We kind of ran out of time at the end of the weekend to get any pics done - or, even, to properly finish the job. At the moment, the driver's side sill is just tacked in, the bottom edges of the A-panels need more work, and some more metal's needed in the bottom of the A-pillars themselves. But it's a damn sight further on than it was on Saturday morning.
And it's a lot easier to carry the shell downhill and back home...
The man himself...
Higgs the MIG. Cheers, mate. Owe you bigtime.