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Why is your 2cv a she :roll:
Pretty, sexy, temperamental, ugly, kerbed, rough around the egdes, undercarriage needs service, points need manipulation, farting, smoking, you name it? :mrgreen:

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October 25th, 2011, 11:06 pm
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I presume you mean farting.

Mine pokes me in the arse every time I get in :lol:

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October 25th, 2011, 11:18 pm
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Typing mistake corrected. Mine is a he :roll:

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October 25th, 2011, 11:21 pm
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2CViking wrote:
Why is your 2cv a she :roll:

Because I keep spending all my money and time on her.

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October 26th, 2011, 12:11 am
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It's just bent metal.


'It'

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October 26th, 2011, 1:46 am
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Russell wrote:
It's just bent metal.


'It'


Yep. It's just my car.

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October 26th, 2011, 3:31 am
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Russ is right it's a car not a mood swinging, work when it wants, taking it up the arse as often as poss machine, I'd of scrapped it by now

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October 26th, 2011, 9:40 am
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:shock:
( you have either a strange relationship with your car or a skewed view of women...)

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October 26th, 2011, 9:48 am
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Sean wrote:
:shock:
( you have either a strange relationship with your car or a skewed view of women...)



Same with boats and ships, all females, why?

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October 26th, 2011, 10:40 am
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My boat was an "it", too. It had a name, but I never referred to it by name. It was always just "the boat" or, well, "it".

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