see a "special offer"
spend 10 mins trying to find uk contact no
phone up
number re routed
"the number knows...."
dial again.....and again..
"i want X how much is that inc postage and vat?"
"erm its plus the postage, well see ....1.4m.......too long....extra...."
"and vat on the postage"
"So is that with VAT?"
"erm"
"so if i want one what's your best price delivered to Edin including VAT"
"Erm What was the price in the ad again?"
click buzzzzzz
or
phone get nice lady, "ill pass you on"
"its sean"
"i need an XYZ"
"left or right?"
cheapest
thats £Y
ok what if i get the full set but change that bit for that?
"its £Z inc delivery to you. (and still cheaper than the mystery special offer item as far as i could guess)..usual address?..will you be in tomorrow? do you need some X clamps to go with it"
See thats what you want! a trader that knows what he is selling and just does it.
Thank you Roy and mysterious nice lady
