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adam_d
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 Re: The O/T thread! I might be able to help with that.
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Russell
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Joined: November 29th, 2008, 10:05 pm
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Location: West Sussex, U.K.
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Re: The O/T thread! Does anybody on here ever find themselves having one of those days at work that just makes you want to pin your boss down, cable tie his wrists together Guantanamo-bay-style and draw a massive cock on his desk in something that's a right pain to remove, like silicone sealant? Me too.   This wasn't a random attack, by the way, I'm not a mental or anything, but earlier on while I was gas welding he lobbed a rag soaked with acetone at my bench causing it to erupt in flames, so he had it coming.
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PatrickMason
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Joined: July 22nd, 2010, 10:22 pm
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Location: Loughborough
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Re: The O/T thread! I know how you feel - have done the first half of that with a glue gun during a DT lesson at school As you can imagine my teacher wasn't best pleased but fortunately it came off easily so I didn't have to stay after school for too long! Didn't tie her up though... I think that wouldn't have gone down well...? 
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Rhythm Thief
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Joined: March 10th, 2010, 12:37 am
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Location: Alone in my polytunnel with my pitiful competition onions
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Re: The O/T thread! Russell wrote: Does anybody on here ever find themselves having one of those days at work that just makes you want to pin your boss down, cable tie his wrists together Guantanamo-bay-style and draw a massive cock on his desk in something that's a right pain to remove, like silicone sealant? Me too. This wasn't a random attack, by the way, I'm not a mental or anything, but earlier on while I was gas welding he lobbed a rag soaked with acetone at my bench causing it to erupt in flames, so he had it coming. I like your style.
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Max
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Re: The O/T thread! 7/10 for effort. Lack of detail on veins and pubes. I expect better next time.
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ayjay
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Joined: April 27th, 2012, 6:48 pm
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Re: The O/T thread! could have done with a bit more ejaculate
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Russell
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Joined: November 29th, 2008, 10:05 pm
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Location: West Sussex, U.K.
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Re: The O/T thread! I invite those casting criticism on my Silicone cock to draw better ones on your bosses desks, then handcuff your boss and post pictures of the whole affair on the net.
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Smiffy
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Joined: October 23rd, 2009, 10:41 pm
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Location: Worcestershire
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Re: The O/T thread! You've kind of stuffed yourself for when you bring that constructive dismissal claim against him though, haven't you?!
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J-dub
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Joined: April 24th, 2010, 10:01 am
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Location: Location Location
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Re: The O/T thread! I taped my boss up the other day. Got a roll of duct tape and walked around him about 20 times. He couldn't walk or do anything!!!
Fair effort Russ. My boss would go ape of I drew a cock on his desk, but wouldn't care if I did it on my work bench!!
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Russell
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Joined: November 29th, 2008, 10:05 pm
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Location: West Sussex, U.K.
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Re: The O/T thread! Pictures or it didn't happen!
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| July 20th, 2012, 12:36 am |
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