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 The O/T thread! 
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Yeah, exactly what I thought. :lol:

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April 27th, 2011, 6:25 pm
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Heard an amusing story yesterday at work.

One of the guys at work used to shag a receptionist that used to work there.

Now George was under the impression that she swallowed (if you get me?) but apparently not, preferring instead to suddenly rush off to the toilet or whatever to empty her mouth pronto. One time however, George wasn't so keen for her to dissappear so she had to think quickly and grabbed Georges can of Coke for a quick "swig"......... ;)

Anyway, later when she remembered about the can of Coke, she decided she should remove it and dispose of the "evidence" but, it was empty-George had drunk it! :lol:

Well, it made me laugh anyway and according to Amy and Tracey, it's as true as I'm typing this now!

Oh, and George still doesn't know the truth to this day! :lol: :lol:


April 29th, 2011, 8:54 am
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:lol:

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April 29th, 2011, 8:56 am
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I love story's like that there just too funny!!!

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April 29th, 2011, 8:57 am
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A guy on the Screwfix forum found out his wife was having an affair when he went 'down' on her and realised things didn't taste quite the same as usual...


April 29th, 2011, 10:31 am
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spanners wrote:
Heard an amusing story yesterday at work.

One of the guys at work used to shag a receptionist that used to work there.

Now George was under the impression that she swallowed (if you get me?) but apparently not, preferring instead to suddenly rush off to the toilet or whatever to empty her mouth pronto. One time however, George wasn't so keen for her to dissappear so she had to think quickly and grabbed Georges can of Coke for a quick "swig"......... ;)

Anyway, later when she remembered about the can of Coke, she decided she should remove it and dispose of the "evidence" but, it was empty-George had drunk it! :lol:

Well, it made me laugh anyway and according to Amy and Tracey, it's as true as I'm typing this now!

Oh, and George still doesn't know the truth to this day! :lol: :lol:



I wondered what to do today to avoid the dam royal wedding...ah ha...catch up with some stuff on I2F I thought...cheers spanners....far better than turning the TV or radio on !

PS - I hope George doesnt look on this site....it might make him switch to Pepsi Max !

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April 29th, 2011, 11:37 am
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Squeezebox wrote:
I hope George doesnt look on this site....it might make him switch to Pepsi Max !


Pepsi Max-max taste, max protein. :mrgreen:


April 29th, 2011, 11:46 am
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Low calorie I assume !


I once had a girlfriend who used to.....


.....oh it doesnt matter...

;) ....sure you arent interested anyway....

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April 29th, 2011, 1:16 pm
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Probably the coolest dude on the planet.
http://vimeo.com/22982909

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May 2nd, 2011, 12:42 am
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Just nipping to France, anybody want anything?

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