Available?

Yeah, no.

We lost an awful lot of money and friends the last time we tried that. All the ink ran off them down people's cars. We had to replace them and we all fell out so no we do not do stickers. I suggest you write the web address on your car with a Sharpie or a biro or gouge it into the paint with a velociraptors claw or daub it onto the bonnet in the blood/feaces of your latest victim or something, but I have no intentions of trying to make any more stickers.

However, Neil *may* have some of the originals left somewhere, but he hasn't t been online in a while and probably feels much the same way I do about the stickers.

And no, we don't sell T shirts or Hoodies either. What we do is buy loads of them in sizes no bastard wants then cart them round Europe for a year or two before getting drunk and deciding just to give the fucking things away at a French national, where the vulture like tightarsed crowds amassed and cleared us out in under a minute.

Im not even really interested in paying for or having any sort of responsibility for the website itself any more so I can safely say any future official I2F merchandise is off the agenda as far as I am concerned.

But I thank you for asking as it's nice of you to want to REPRAZENT like a gangster though.

And thanks for reminding me of that whole dreadful episode.

Tomorrow night: Giel 2010; or "how my testicles chaffed so badly I spent the last day of the meeting reclining in my Ami6 applying liberal amounts of germaline to the afflicted area whilst suppressing actual tears"

That car now resides near me. I'd been keeping check on it, thinking maybe I'd buy it if it came up for sale one day.

I've now gone off that idea.

To be clear Russel, is it a no?

It is when you spell my name incorrectly.

Hahahaha sorry Sir.

Sticker on my car is absolutely fine. No sign of ink running off. Must have been a bad batch or summat.